We spent the weekend at one of the country's premier donkey barns, Hollywood's finest cesspool at the Roosevelt Hotel. If you wonder where all the strippers in the greater Los Angeles area go for a hot Saturday, we found the answer. Purple poker here sticks it in the front and the back and she's telling everyone.
Frat Boy Fred just did 3 lines of blow off a 17 year old's ass while pumping roids in his ass. He's in LA bitch and don't you forget it.
And than there's this little guy who was cruising around the pool. Seriously dude, with your issues a bit more discretion will go a long way. You may be able to hide the fact that Gollum is your father if you ditch the whitey tighties and get some board shorts.
All and all, a great trip. We'll definitely go back to this treasure chest. Just give it sometime for the rash to clear up, the doctor prescribed some ointment and gave it 3 weeks. Until then, stay classy LA.
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