Hall of Fame: Jesus H Christ

Tomorrow is one of your many big days and millions will be popping champers in your name. Not to mention the billions who drank away their guilt of not living up to your high moral standards. Your influence on the Donk community, although indirect, has been tremendous and for that we salute you.

Don't worry Jesus, we would never dare induct Mohammad. Homey really doesn't like the juice and his beliefs are so far from the truth it's laughable. Furthermore, posting his caricature has proven to twist panties.

Join us next week as we celebrate the lesser known holiday Muggles Day, commemorating Harry Potter's defeat of Lord Voldemort. Who knows where we would all be today without this heroic effort. We know you are kicking it together somewhere Jesus and Harry. Stay strong brothers.

Hall of Fame: Corey Delaney

Ok, everybody has already seen it but what would our donkey site be without the famous sunglasses? Corey is officially the first inductee into the Hall. Congrats kid, we've taken a hard look at you, and we love it.