SAN DIEGO, Aug 9, 2008 (DONKEY WIRE)-- Ricki and the Meat rocked four stunned dancing douche bags last month at a local dive bar. Ricki appeared to have eaten the Goodyear blimp for dessert prior to the performance and Meat's hair looked like my grandma's 17 year old shih tzu's mop.
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Ricki Lake and Meat Loaf Rock Local Bar
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'Google's Street captures a drunken Aussie keeled over outside his home'
Bill Bill Bill, if you fall asleep with your shoes on it's fair game brother (See section A1.0606.5678 of the penal code). Even with the shoes off, your Breach of Privacy case would be discounted due to your drunken stupor (Inside joke, see below for further details).
'My rape payment was cut because I was drunk'
I mean really, isn't she lucky to get anything if she was drunk? If giving the old in out in out to an unwilling drunk gal is criminal I know 6 people that should have to pay a discounted settlement. Broads these days, I tell ya.
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